Coronation Day!
June 14, 2025
🎯 Publicly crown King Trump in front of his disloyal subjects!
🎩 Dress in your finest billionaire cosplay: tiaras, crowns, or just raw contempt.
🥂 Celebrate the tax deals and Medicare cuts that make our wealth possible! (And the military parades and over-the-top birthday celebrations that don’t, but are still good narcissistic fun and wonderfully unbecoming of a Republic!)
Find your local pocket of disloyal subjects and their pathetic middle-class uprising who oddly seem to want “No King” (how ever will they get on without one?!)
Not a President, a King!
Democracy? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha
Supporting dictatorships at home and abroad.