Net worth: $5.5B

A man of uncommon character, and true friend to the uber-wealthy. We funded his re-election and he is returning the favor many times over, slashing the benefits earned by ordinary Americans so we can increase our fleet of private jets. Trump is for us Trillionaires, and we Trillionaires are for Trump!

Net worth: $433B

Masterfully wielding his DOGE (Department of Gouging Everyone) chainsaw to turn your Social Security check into a tax cut that will elevate us from mere billionaires to trillionaires, Elon Musk is a heroic, world-historic figure on par with Thanos, Sauron, and Scrooge McDuck.

Combined net worth: $1 Trillion

Tech titans, including Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sundar Pichai, and Elon Musk, attended Donald Trump's inauguration, representing a combined net worth of nearly $1 trillion.

“Denying Climate Change since we knew it was real.”

Whether building pipelines through Native aquifers, boldly side-stepping scientific fact, or adroitly placing the world “clean” in front of the word “coal”, our partners at Billionaires for a Dead Planet (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Trillionaires for Trump), are championing a truly radical, post-Nature, post-breathing vision for planet Earth. (More info here.)

“Making cities for capital, not people.”

The Freedom Cities Coalition is establishing humanity-free zones where we billionaires don’t have to pay taxes or be confined by any regulation that might benefit humans or their environment. Where our enemies emphasize American excellence, we see the genius of exploitation. (More info here.)

It costs more than $500K to join, but should anyone with less cash to burn really have Trump’s ear?
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An effort by concerned citizens to help us billionaires survive and thrive:
“These modern day titans often feel like gods—immune to the plights of the everyman, and capable of bending the world to their will. However, Earth's billionaires are in danger, constantly threatened by the cruel expectations of taxes, and the devastating encroachment of labor rights. Through your support, we can ensure their survival, preserving their ability to amass generational wealth and launch vanity space programs for future generations to admire. Join us as we fight to keep their luxury yachts afloat. Together, we can save the billionaires!”