Take Action!

KING DONALD DAY!

🎯 On Saturday March 28, the unwashed masses will gather for yet another of their twee little “No Kings Day” protests.

👑 When are they going to realize that democracy is soooooo 2015?!

🎩 We Billionaires say:

ONE KING!
ONE TRUMP!
ONE TAKEOVER!

So, find a pathetic middle-class revolt near you, and let’s show them what we’re made of: Money! 💰

In America, we have 935 Billionaires, and ONE KING!
The rest of you (whoever you are, I mean, get real), simply don’t matter.

Sign up for our national meeting
Wednesday March 11 @ 5:30pm PST / 8:30pm EST
To plan our elite counter-response to these upstart rapscallions!

🎯 It’s time to circle the Cybertrucks…
…and make sure our chainsaw-wielding billionaire comrade gets the respect he deserves!

🎩 Attire is full bling or unassuming Silicon Valley Sheik.

🥂 There are plenty of Tuesday and Saturday events nationwide to have your staff choose from.

Find a dealership near you that needs defending.

Remember: Corporations are people too!