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Plutocracy Lives On!
July 27, 2025
🎯 Unite under the banner of money to revel in our growing fortunes, no matter the cost!
🎩 Don your finest tuxes, your CEO power suit, or that gown made of diamonds.
🥂 Toast to eternal life (we’ve got factories of underpaid scientists working on it) and revel in knowing we do not need civil rights if we can afford the best defense attorneys!
Seek out the local rabble rousers and let them know that Medicaid, SNAP, and their liberty are all sacrifices we are willing for them to make.
Corporations are People Too.
Freedom Isn’t Free…it’s a Subscription Service Now.
Equal Rights for All… Terms and Conditions Apply.
Exonerate Tesla!
Ongoing…
🎯 It’s time to circle the Cybertrucks…
…and make sure our chainsaw-wielding billionaire comrade gets the respect he deserves!
🎩 Attire is full bling or unassuming Silicon Valley Sheik.
🥂 There are plenty of Tuesday and Saturday events nationwide to have your staff choose from.
Find a dealership near you that needs defending.
Remember: Corporations are people too!
Sun (is overrated) Day
September 21, 2025
🎯 Our oil magnates invested nearly $23 million in Donald Trump’s campaign and it’s time to cash in!
🎩 Remind protestors that climate change means better tans. Besides - what have polar bears done for us lately?
🥂 Toast the Billionaires for a Dead Planet!
Find a local event where you can flip the Sun the bird & celebrate Fossil Fuels.
Drill like there’s no tomorrow - because there won’t be!
Denying Climate Change since we knew it was real!
Just say no to solar and wind!
(If everyone can afford it, what could it be possibly be worth?)