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KING DONALD DAY
(DEMOCRACY? HA HA HA!)
2026 Date: TBD
🎯 On [Date TBD], the unwashed masses will gather for yet another of their twee little “No Kings Day” protests.
👑 Don’t they realize that democracy is soooooo 2015?!
🎩 We Billionaires say:
ONE THRONE!
ONE CROWN!
ONE KING!
So, find a pathetic middle-class revolt near you, and let’s show them what we’re made of: Money! 💰
ONE KING to rule them all… and in the darkness bind them!
Exonerate Tesla!
Ongoing…
🎯 It’s time to circle the Cybertrucks…
…and make sure our chainsaw-wielding billionaire comrade gets the respect he deserves!
🎩 Attire is full bling or unassuming Silicon Valley Sheik.
🥂 There are plenty of Tuesday and Saturday events nationwide to have your staff choose from.
Find a dealership near you that needs defending.
Remember: Corporations are people too!