Trillionaires showed up at post offices across the country, thanking the little people for paying our fair share.

Trillionaires showed up at one of Jeff Bezos’s 15 homes (this one a 27,000 sq ft 8-bedroom beut in DC) to protect it’s fine exteriors from a bunch of scruffy activists demanding what they called “fair” taxes — how quaint and peculiar they were.

On April 5th, when a dangerous middle-class uprising hit the streets all over America, saying “Hands Off!” Social Security and Medicare, cotillions of Trillionaires for Trump showed up to say Non! Non! We like having our “Fingers In!” America’s cookie jar.