When the great unwashed masses hit the streets demanding “Make Billionaires Pay!” (so gauche, so 1936, dahling), we went full on Billionaires Against Mamdani, asserting our divine right to “Childcare for the Few” and “Slow and Expensive buses” (wait, what are these things called “buses”?).

By cutting $723 Billion from Medicaid (while giving tax breaks to Billionaires), Trump is telling America to: #GoFundYourself! So we launched a $723 Billion GoFundMe page to crowdfund the billion$$ Trump’s bill is stealing from working families. (While the $723 billion crowdfunding goal is grotesquely impossible (point made), every real dollar donated helps cancel the actual medical debt of working families.)

Trillionaires celebrated the tax deals and Medicaid cuts that make our wealth possible! (And the military parades and over-the-top birthday celebrations that don’t, but are still good narcissistic fun and wonderfully unbecoming of a Republic!)

Trillionaires showed up at post offices across the country, thanking the little people for paying our fair share.

Trillionaires showed up at one of Jeff Bezos’s 15 homes (this one a 27,000 sq ft 8-bedroom beut in DC) to protect it’s fine exteriors from a bunch of scruffy activists demanding what they called “fair” taxes — how quaint and peculiar they were.

On April 5th, when a dangerous middle-class uprising hit the streets all over America, saying “Hands Off!” Social Security and Medicare, cotillions of Trillionaires for Trump showed up to say Non! Non! We like having our “Fingers In!” America’s cookie jar.