Upcoming Actions
Coronation Day!
June 14, 2025
🎯 Publicly crown King Trump in front of his disloyal subjects!
🎩 Dress in your finest billionaire cosplay: tiaras, crowns, or just raw contempt.
🥂 Celebrate the tax deals and Medicare cuts that make our wealth possible! (And the military parades and over-the-top birthday celebrations that don’t, but are still good narcissistic fun and wonderfully unbecoming of a Republic!)
Find your local pocket of disloyal subjects and their pathetic middle-class uprising who oddly seem to want “No King” (how ever will they get on without one?!)
Not a President, a King!
Democracy? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha
Supporting dictatorships at home and abroad.
Exonerate Tesla!
Ongoing…
🎯 It’s time to circle the Cybertrucks…
…and make sure our chainsaw-wielding billionaire comrade gets the respect he deserves!
🎩 Attire is full bling or unassuming Silicon Valley Sheik.
🥂 There are plenty of Tuesday and Saturday events nationwide to have your staff choose from.
Find a dealership near you that needs defending.
Remember: Corporations are people too!
Sun (is overrated) Day
September 21, 2025
🎯 Our oil magnates invested nearly $23 million in Donald Trump’s campaign and it’s time to cash in!
🎩 Remind protestors that climate change means better tans. Besides - what have polar bears done for us lately?
🥂 Toast the Billionaires for a Dead Planet!
Find a local event where you can flip the Sun the bird & celebrate Fossil Fuels.
Drill like there’s no tomorrow - because there won’t be!
Denying Climate Change since we knew it was real!
Just say no to solar and wind!
(If everyone can afford it, what could it be possibly be worth?)